Dick, the French, USADA, WADA, UCI, CAS, etc. now have an airtight argument against Lance.
All people who do this are irresponsible lame-os (plural for "lame-o")
All dopers are irresponsible Lame-Os.
Lance is an irresponsible Lame-O.
Therefore, Lance must have doped.
(I'll give someone a special prize if they can identify the fallacy in this argument.)